Yet Another Naomiism

Sometimes I wonder if she saves the best of these for her Uncle Richard, since she always seems to spout the most absurd remarks only when I'm around, the others being somewhat typical. Today before Mommy left for school at MTI, she was being cranky and crying about how she didnt' want mommy to go and how she didn't want to go to preschool. I picked her up to get her away from her mother and allow her to leave, during which time she continued crying, until she saw what I had in my hand. Without so much as missing a beat, she stops crying and as if nothing happened says "Oh, you have a doughnut." What followed was a series of questions about how I got the doughnut. Mommy was apparently forgotten in the curiosity maelstrom.

Naomi-isms

Broken boobies mean they are boobing - Naomi

Quit Walking at me - Naomi

Daddy's an ATM machine

The other day, Daddy and I went to pick up Naomi from school, then went to the taco bell that was down the street from her school to get me lunch and her a snack. She' was talking on and on about something. She was talking about what she wanted and so I asked her who was going to pay for it? 

Without missing  a beat, she answers "Daddy's going to"

She's 3 and already thinking Daddy's an ATM Machine

New Naomi-ism

Today Mommy made the comment of why do you smell pretty before realizing it was the scented soap that Naomi used to wash her hands. Naomi promptly responded with "I don't smell pretty, I smell different"

Naomiism #9

The little hellion strikes again. The celebration of her third birthday was today, and it was an exhausting affair for all involved, including the newly anointed three-year-old. Bearing the brunt of her cranky attitude, the four adults in the room tried to get her to understand that she didn't need a snack because we were going to eat soon, and in true Naomi fashion, she replies with the following:

"I don't want to eat. I just want my snack."

Logic is not a concept this child yet understands.

Naomi-ism

*while looking in a mirror* I want to look in the mirror to see what's wrong with my butt

Naomi-ism

"Mommy's where's your pony hair?" Asked after pulling mom's ponytail out